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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Rath! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1179/t/Happy-Birthday-Rath-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Arial">A (belated) birthday to you. The good news is that I just got a shipment of fresh filet of minstrel! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif"></font></p>

<p><font color="#3366CC" size="5" face="Verdana">Hope it was a grand birthday!</font></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Mort! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1178/t/Happy-Birthday-Mort-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Trebuchet MS">A very special birthday wish to my fellow Lord Protector and Halfwittenberg Crypt Keeper for a nice birthday and a great year
ahead.</font></p>

<p><font face="Trebuchet MS">Hope you can stop by for some filet of minstrel, today or some future day. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif">
<br>
<br>
<font color="#CCCCCC" size="7"><em>Happy Birthday!</em></font></font></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:08:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Vervolf (theGrouch)! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1177/t/Happy-Birthday-Vervolf-theGrouch-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Trebuchet MS">Perfect gilling weather here in Halfwittenberg for filet of minstrel. Be sure to stop by.</font> <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif"></p>

<p><font color="#0033FF" size="6" face="Comic Sans MS">Happy Birthday!</font></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Rogue Squadron Game ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1176/t/Rogue-Squadron-Game.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m sure this isn&#39;t the best board on which to post this (except in the sense that we like games of this age if not necessarily genre), but I&#39;m
posting here anyway. I made the skeleton of a Rogue Squadron game in the form of an applet (that can easily be made into a standalone Windows executable).
Anyone still interested in the game could help me in the form of either extracting the level models from the original game (they still look great), or model me
new ones. The only problem... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (AGP)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:24:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday Alexander! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1175/t/Happy-Birthday-Alexander-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>The year just wouldn&#39;t feel right if we didn&#39;t post a special birthday wish for the young man who helps us remember so many birthdays throughout the
year.</p>

<p><font color="#3333FF" size="6">Happy Birthday! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif"> </font></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:02:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New Harry Potter ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1174/t/New-Harry-Potter.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Anyone else see the new Harry Potter film?  First, let me say I haven&#39;t read all the books myself, so I went to the film without preconceived notions and
no prior knowledge of what was supposed to happen. 
<br>
<br>
While I enjoyed the film, I felt it was not as fun or entertaining as the previous films, despite all the critical raves.  The story line was rather
pedestrianm or at least presented in a pedestrian way, and I really felt things skipped around a lot with scenes suddenly... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jamus4)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Dom! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry it&#39;s a bit late - been out of town for a week. I&#39;ll fire up the grill for fresh filet of minstrel whenever you drop by. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif">
<br>
<br>
Hope it was a great day! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:07:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Naiexor Rituals updated 06/25/2009 ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1172/t/The-Naiexor-Rituals-updated-06-25-2009.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ There is a new update available for <em>The Naiexor Rituals</em>.
<br>
<br>
This update marks the start of a new chapter.
<br>
<br>

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<strong><em>The Naiexor Rituals</em> content warning</strong> (applies to the entire story; individual updates may or may... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:36:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday Neut and Syntax! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1171/t/Happy-Birthday-Neut-and-Syntax-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Sorry I&#39;m a little late. Hope your birthdays were lovely. :-)</p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:57:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Memorial Day (again) ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1170/t/Memorial-Day-again-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>There&#39;s always this strange internal dichotomy I face this time of year. I&#39;m personally against war as a method of bringing about change in most
cases. Yet, war is sometimes unavoidable, and the soldiers who gave that &quot;last full measure of devotion&quot; (as Lincoln put it) to preserve our freedom
deserve our solemn respect and appreciation. So while Memorial Day is a time of hot dogs and beer in the Halfwittenberg home, it also means a bit more too. I
usually bore... I mean... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 03:36:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Door. ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1169/t/The-Door-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Is it dead? Or just the patrons? I mean, if you can&#39;t get nerds to talk about Star Trek, what hope is there?
<br>
<br>
-Nowood. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Nowood)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 13:59:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New Star Trek Movie ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1168/t/New-Star-Trek-Movie.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Has anyone seen it?
<br>
<br>
I saw the trailer and was really impressed. I didn&#39;t even know they were making another one. Doesn&#39;t look really star trekkish though.
<br>
<br>
Oh, and greetings old friends!
<br>
<br>
<img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif" width="15" alt="image">

<p><br></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Rory the Village Idiot and part time Hero)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 05:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Jamus! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1167/t/Happy-Birthday-Jamus-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Trebuchet MS">To our very special Lady Protector, I wish for you a day full of happiness, good cheer, and great horseback riding weather! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif">
<br>
<br></font><font face="fantasy" color="#006600" size="7">Happy Birthday!</font></p>

<p> </p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:19:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Easter, Everyone! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1166/t/Happy-Easter-Everyone-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Near or far, no matter what your beliefs, may the spirit of renewal and new beginnings fill you lives and awaken new hopes and dreams.
<br>
<br>
<font face="Arial" color="#33FF00" size="7"><strong>Happy Easter to All!</strong></font> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jamus4)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:03:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy Birthday, Guque! ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1165/t/Happy-Birthday-Guque-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Verdana">May your day be filled with family, friends, and quiet time, in all the right doses. <img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif" width="15" alt="image"></font></p>

<p><font face="fantasy" color="#FF33CC" size="7">Happy Birthday!
<br></font></p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Hans Halfwitten)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:48:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Happy birthday, Nowood. ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1164/t/Happy-birthday-Nowood-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ If your boiler still isn&#39;t fixed yet, I suggest getting a saint Bernard with a barrel of brandy. Or just the barrel of brandy. Even if your boiler is
fixed, I&#39;d still do it. It doesn&#39;t have to be brandy either.
<br>
<br>
Basically, my advice boils down to drinking. Happy birthday!
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Domovoi)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:28:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Skit: "Music Shop" ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1163/t/Skit-quot-Music-Shop-quot-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Music Shop</strong>
<br>
(parody of Monty Python&#39;s &quot;Cheese Shop&quot; sketch)
<br>
<br>
<em>(Scene fades in. It is the exterior of a shop with a faded sign hanging outside reading: &quot;Ye Olde Musykke Shoppe&quot;. A second sign reads: &quot;For
Affluent and Not-so-flu-ridden Customers&quot;. Relaxing classical music plays in the background; a canary sings in a cage. A bell jingles as the customer, Mr.
Foxpants, enters the store).</em>
<br>
<br>
<strong>Foxpants:</strong>... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Rath Darkblade)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:52:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Quest for Glory I 2.5D Preview ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1162/t/Quest-for-Glory-I-2-5D-Preview.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I started this a few months ago thinking I would just make a part of the original game and put a 3D hero in it to see how it looked. Then, I had a friend draw
me a background for the very first screen, got excited with the result, and it grew. I thought you of all people might want to check it out. Tell me what you
think (so long as it&#39;s not too insulting!). It&#39;s by no means perfect yet, but it&#39;s a sneak peek at what it might be. I&#39;m linking to my page
first so everyone can... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (AGP)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:09:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Just checking in.... ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1161/t/Just-checking-in-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s been awfully quiet here so I thought I&#39;d drop in and say, &quot;Hi!&quot;  Anyone doing anything interesting? 
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m not.  The student in my 11th grade classes are getting ready to take the HSPA test, the NJ State test they need to pass for graduation--one of the
consequences of &quot;No Child Left Behind.&quot;   I will be glad when it&#39;s over as I can then get back to real teaching.
<br>
<br>
This year I am teaching &quot;A Midsummer Night&#39;s Dream&quot; to... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jamus4)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:16:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What&#39;s Up With the Boards? ]]></title>
			<link>http://halfwittenberg.yuku.com/topic/1160/t/What-39-s-Up-With-the-Boards-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Visited the Door and it looks like all the more recent posts are gone.  Unless it&#39;s vanished into some kind of timewarp, our last story is gone!
<br>
<br>
As a matter of fact, the second post is a year old and nearly all the rest of the 2008 posts are completely missing. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Jamus4)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:42:54 GMT</pubDate>
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